This is not your abuela's Asian funk!

It's hot, it's cold, it's turn on the A/C time, no wait, switch back to heat, no A/C, no heated blanket ... yeah, the weather's drunk and my body is big mad and dying about it, so count it a miracle I actually made it all the way through this list instead of going Here Be Dragons. I did get a bit ruthless a couple times with my cuts, but my list, my rules. Doesn't stop us from having everything from hiphop and EDM to alt rock and trot, with plenty of pop and R&B along the way. New OSTs from Soobin of TXT and Narin of MEOVV, the much-anticipated return of BTS, a surprise drop from the rappers of xikers, new girl rock from LATENCY, a rap collab from H1GHER Music, plus supplemental releases by P1Harmony, WOODZ, and Bang Yedam to round things out a bit. Not sure where to start? Whether you go straight down the list or hunt and peck, it's up to you! When in doubt, a ctrl+F by genre is always a place to start.

Banner slots this week went to YUNA (ITZY) and BTS for image reasons - actual favorites are, as usual, marked with a heart (even when they hurt me). 💚

( Releases for the week of March 18th - 25th )

The Mea Culpa Section:
... I've had worse misses than this. Between Starship being pants at promoting Japanese releases and STRITZ trying to be homegrown, neither of this misses surprise me, per se, but I still feel bad about it.

STRITZ - HOPE (WE GOT THIS!) (debut) *
CRAVITY - BLAST OUT (Japanese release) *

key:
* content warning
+ includes “disappearing” hard subs
🔤 includes CC in English
⚠️ elevated content warning
🔞 age-restricted by YouTube
🚩 other warning
❌ did not complete
🌟 special note
💚 picks of the week


( the links and my very short comments )


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Wheesung - With me (KBS 030913)
cw: flashing stage lights

Flashing back to 2003 thanks to It's Live featuring Bang Yedam doing a cover as a tribute to the late Wheesung, aka Realslow.

I don't remember who's rapping for him here, other than it's not Teddy or Taebin. Masta Wu, maybe? Trying remember who else was on YG at the time, but it's been a hot minute (20+ years)

Bang Yedam's cover on It's LIVE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2BWNsNp-1s
You may need a hanky for either or both of these performances.

NTX - ICE LUV
cw: lens flares, background flashing, video "artifacts"

I prefer a perfectly fitted suit, if only because this level of loose makes me think of a kid playing dress-up, which is...maybe not the best vibe for this one, oops.

ONE OR EIGHT - DSTM (Studio Choom ver)
cw: aggressive background flashing

I was doomed from the start. 😅
I chose the Studio Choom version for the choreo and to make things easer on other platforms, but there's also an MV (cw: flashing, surrealism, Yankee hooligan nonsense), but do mind the Yankee hooligan nonsense.

"Yankee," in this context, refers to a specific Japanese subculture, so saying "Yankee hooligan" is being a bit repetative, but if you aren't familiar with the subculture, wellllll

Oh my but it's been A Week again - I started out with almost a hundred videos and then tossed out a number of dupes, rights transfers, and a few proudly genslopped MVs. The number of times I had to double and sometimes even triple check the release on something because goddess forbid they include that information on the upload... So yes, I left in ATEEZ's On The Road, despite it being a "live" stage (a video type I've been mostly dropping to keep this list from getting entirely out of control each week), as a treat to myself and everyone else. Between the extra research and the relentless attacks by flashing lights and certain beautiful people... I needed it!

ANYway.... Big week of comebacks this week, with new music from Onew (SHINee), WOODZ's first full album since his return from military service, and a Chinese collab from Solar (MAMAMOO)! Plus OSTs from Rothy and three members of ZEROBASEONE. Or if rock is more your speed, check out the latest from Rolling Quartz and/or Dragon Pony. Needing the freshest in hiphop? Perhaps the collab of Ann One, Jung In, and Horim will be your style. Feeling more jazz? Check out Jay Chang (ONE PACT)'s latest solo release. Just want to dance? NouerA have some EDM for you this week and ACE (VAV) has another Latin dance groove to get your booty shaking. Folk rock more your speed? Check out Jeong Sewoon or perhaps Kim Sunah. Not sure what you want? Peruse the list in whatever way feels most satisfying to you or hop into the comments box to ask for suggestions!

Banner slots this week went to ATEEZ, Solar, and WOODZ, because I am indeed that much of a predictable simp ... and also aspect ratios pushed me into this banner template. (I didn't fight back that hard) Additional favorites can be found with the green hearts~!

( releases for the week of March 4th - 11th )

key:
* content warning
+ includes “disappearing” hard subs
🔤 includes CC in English
⚠️ elevated content warning
🔞 age-restricted by YouTube
🚩 other warning
❌ did not complete
🌟 special note
💚 picks of the week

( the links with my (short) comments )


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TXT (Yeonjun x Soobin) - The Killa (I Belong to You) [GayoDaejeon 240726]
cw: flashing stage lights, the hip monster's hip rolls

Live vocals for the win, but watch out for those hip thrusts, cuz both of these men are dangerous in that department, but also not for nothing we call Yeonjun a hip monster. Or, if you're not feeling quite brave enough, check them out on your preferred streaming service - this came from their minisode 3: TOMORROW album.

this pick also has writerly significance, but it's going to be weeks/months yet before that bit of fiction comes out, sigh.

This week has been ... kind of a lot, actually. I wasn't sure I was going to make it through the whole list at a couple points, but in the end, I prevailed! Just in time to start the whole process over again, but, you know... 😅

It's a long list this week, covering everything from dance pop and R&B to hiphop and alt rock. There's the debut of (sub)unit QQQ, the pre-debut of new boyband V01D, another collab between NMIXX and Pabllo Vittar, ENHYPEN spoiling their fans a little, a few OSTs, and a whole lot more. Want to get your dance on? There's comebacks from EVERGLOW and NOWZ to potentially feed the urge. Feeling the urge for some folk rock? Maybe Joo Yeahin or Kim Sungkyu have what you need. Looking for the freshest hiphop? Try the flows of BassHammer or TUNEXX. Need a theraputic cry? Hunt down the hanky warnings. Not sure what you want? Meander the list in whatever way feels right to you or pop on down into the comments to ask for suggestions!

So many good videos this week, I struggled to narrow down my picks, so we used the triple banner to give slots to Lee Youngji (left), Big Ocean (center), and YOUNHA (right), with my additional picks noted by 💚 note: I'm aware that most often I put a red flag on videos that use/are suspected of using genslop, but that's actually not the case this week.

( Releases for the week of February 25th - March 4th )

key:
* content warning
+ includes “disappearing” hard subs
🔤 includes CC in English
⚠️ elevated content warning
🔞 age-restricted by YouTube
🚩 other warning
❌ did not complete
🌟 special note
💚 picks of the week

( all the links and my sometimes snarky comments )


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Wonho - If You Wanna
cw: aggressive flashing, f-bomb
CC in 6 tracks, incl ENG

Tell me again how pure Kpop is compared to American pop? 🤣🤣 No, of course he's talking about motorcycles and dancing and nothing naughty at all. Really.
... and if you believe that one, I've got a bridge for sale....

&TEAM - Back to Life
cw: arson, supernatural elements (werewolves, magic), flashing, canon-typucal violence
CC in 6 tracks, incl ENG

Korean debut for this mixed Japan-based team (4 months ago, shh). The BL levels in this one are so high, holy carp. 🤣

Anyway, the lore is lore-ing, but then of course it is. All I know about it so far is something something werewolves and magic and connected to ENHYPEN, so someone else will have to fill in the gaps. I'll around to them eventually! (I've been saying that for over a year now, sigh, but it's still on my list, I swear)

BOYNEXTDOOR - Hollywood Action
cw: surrealism, guns, aliens, flashing
CC in 9 tracks, incl ENG

I don't have the words, this is just ... insane. But in a way that my aged cheesy SF-loving heart appreciates. The fact that the song is a flirtation of pop and jazz doesn't hurt anything.